Soft, lived-in comfort with a dash of morning sarcasm. This classic cotton tee carries a small, hand-drawn art of a steaming mug resting on scattered coffee beans with the line “Mornings Are a Scam” beneath it. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt wears like a favorite — roomy through the torso and shoulders, with a snug ribbed crew neck that keeps its shape. It slips into slow, quiet mornings at home, bleary commutes fueled by caffeine, or weekend coffee runs where the mood is amused resignation rather than alarm. The print sits modestly on the chest so the message feels personal, not loud. For those who greet the day with a yawn and a wry smile, this tee reads like a shared inside joke and becomes part of the ritual: pour the coffee, roll your shoulders, and show up on your own terms.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) — smooth, strong fabric that holds print detail
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and less fabric waste
– Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
– Medium-weight (180 g/m²) classic fit — comfortable year-round wear with a crew neckline
– Dual-printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design) for crisp, durable artwork
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat










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